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Safe Internet Porn, brought to you by the iPad


Last night I had the brilliant idea of capturing the domain names, iPorn and iPadPorn, in the hopes that some sleazy publisher would have to beg me to buy my clever domain name for an outrageous sum of money (thinking of the sex.com website auction).

This morning, I found that both names were taken. And I also was surprised to see just how clearly and beautiful the video rendered. I was equally surprised to see that pinching and zooming actually works on the video, making it like one is directing the film.

Apple has come down hard on Flash, associating it with Porn, and Mr. Jobs has said his device was porn free.  The truth is, Apple has created a locked down device that ensures that visiting poronographic sites will be safe.  No threat of viruses, no downloaded malware.  Just pure, unadulterated porn.  The iPad is, in essence, the ideal tool for viewing pornography.

Parents, beware. The device is a tool, and not simply the tool of angels and fairies. It can be used to view anything and everything, for better or for worse.

June 23, 2010 - Posted by | Apple, iPad

4 Comments »

  1. It’s going to be hard for Apple to censor what people look at when there is porn now formatted for iPad that doesn’t leverage Flash. Do you think they’d stoop to the level of putting Nanny software on the iPad? Maybe some adult filter that can be setup by parents would help keep this from getting to kiddies but I shutter for the day that I hear “There’s an App for that”. There probably is.

    Comment by Andy Marks | September 7, 2010 | Reply

    • Looks like in the 2+ years since you wrote the comment, we can see that nothing has been done to make the iPad kid friendly/porn adverse.

      Comment by davidscubadiver | April 29, 2013 | Reply

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